You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.

Medical Fundaising Made Simple

 

Still waiting.  (Taken with instagram)

Still waiting. (Taken with instagram)

Hi tumblr. I’m stress eating. I leave in 20 minutes, and check in at 230. Panic attack: engage. 

Hi tumblr. I’m stress eating. I leave in 20 minutes, and check in at 230. Panic attack: engage. 

thii2ii2bull2hiit reblogged your photo: This is my niece Cailyn, she’s three years old and…

sorry, i can’t donate, but i WILL re-blog it so more people can see

I appreciate you spreading the word!!

imthenightmayor:

attherisk:




Dear Wife, 
I am going to miss you so much I can’t stand the thought of it. So here is a picture of a slightly solemn RDJ just for your. I give you permission to have many unclean thoughts about him while I am gone. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE TEQUILA. (Which is obviously a whole fucking lot. whomp whomp)

I love you more than I love my own tits and ketchup combined (and you know how much that is!). I am proud of you for taking this step and I will miss you horribly. I will be praying for you- you’re going to make me religious again. Haha. Please know that when you feel alone, I will be right there with you. And I will have plenty of dirty thoughts for the both of us!

imthenightmayor:

attherisk:


Dear Wife, 

I am going to miss you so much I can’t stand the thought of it. So here is a picture of a slightly solemn RDJ just for your. I give you permission to have many unclean thoughts about him while I am gone. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE TEQUILA. (Which is obviously a whole fucking lot. whomp whomp)

I love you more than I love my own tits and ketchup combined (and you know how much that is!). I am proud of you for taking this step and I will miss you horribly. I will be praying for you- you’re going to make me religious again. Haha. Please know that when you feel alone, I will be right there with you. And I will have plenty of dirty thoughts for the both of us!

did-you-kno:

Skittle Burger Recipe

  1. Get skittles
  2. Smash em together
  3. Eat it.



Dear Wife, 
I am going to miss you so much I can’t stand the thought of it. So here is a picture of a slightly solemn RDJ just for your. I give you permission to have many unclean thoughts about him while I am gone. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE TEQUILA. (Which is obviously a whole fucking lot. whomp whomp)


Dear Wife, 

I am going to miss you so much I can’t stand the thought of it. So here is a picture of a slightly solemn RDJ just for your. I give you permission to have many unclean thoughts about him while I am gone. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE TEQUILA. (Which is obviously a whole fucking lot. whomp whomp)

swamiswampy:

How Kevin Smith and friends protest the Westboro Baptist Church protests 

swamiswampy:

How Kevin Smith and friends protest the Westboro Baptist Church protests