You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.

 

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

Homemade cinnamon, nutmeg, raw honey, and lemon juice face mask. Getting ready to get back in the job force. #momlife #frugal #beautysecrets #clearcomplexion #itburnssogood

Homemade cinnamon, nutmeg, raw honey, and lemon juice face mask. Getting ready to get back in the job force. #momlife #frugal #beautysecrets #clearcomplexion #itburnssogood

People who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you.

Neil Gaiman (via psych-facts)

I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine.

fullmetalfisting:

If anyone ever calls u too skinny pull a slice of cake out of ur pocket & eat it

#amazingcomebacks

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

lolsofunny:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?
Yes, he did. Vlad approves of protesting in this manner.
My name is Vladimir Putin, and I approvethis message. (By the way, what she has written on her back literally means “Suck a dick, Putin”)
Merkel’s reaction to boobies…

lolsofunny:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

Yes, he did. Vlad approves of protesting in this manner.

My name is Vladimir Putin, and I approvethis message. (By the way, what she has written on her back literally means “Suck a dick, Putin”)

Merkel’s reaction to boobies…

(Source: misterjakes)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god