January 2011
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My head spinning.
Falling, falling.
You’re not the jealous type-
But I am.
And it’s worth it,
Babe.
A new year
A new chance
A new life
A new smile
That feeling I thought I
Had forgotten.
But it’s here babe.
It’s here
Those little things I’ve gone
Without.
And they make life worth living.
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December 2010
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I've been listening to "I Just Had Sex" an...
halpert:
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE TIME! DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX! I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A RACIST. DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX!
one of the best internet gems I’ve encountered in months!
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I wouldn’t mind, but you are my only hope
Clear as a bell are the short...
– I Am Always The One Who Calls by Pedro The Lion (via anextraordinarymachine)
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So I told her I loved her, and she told me she...
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘my wife makes a great cake’ to...
– I like you, Joan Rivers (via nightmarebrunette)
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so i go to the spot where my homeboys chill...
I confess that in 2010, I have….
( ) stayed single for the whole year () made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween ( ) kissed in the rain ( x) had your heart broken (x) broke someone else’s heart () had a stalker ( ) went over the minutes on your cell phone (x) had a good relationship with someone (x) someone questioned your sexual orientation ( ) gotten pregnant ( )...
bored as hell and I wanna get (un) ill...
20 Random Statements: Bold What Also Applies: ` - Under 110 lbs. ` - Over 110 lbs. ` - 5’5” or taller. ` - Shorter than 5’5”. ` - You enjoy wearing make up. ` - Your favorite season is Spring or Fall. ` - Your favorite season is Winter or Summer. ` - You have dark-colored eyes. ` - You have light-colored eyes. ` - You have your license. ` - You do not drive. ` - You have been out of state. ` - You...
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funnyordie:
I Just Had Sex featuring Akon
The Lonely Island guys are back with Akon, Jessica Alba, Blake Lively and John McEnroe to share a simple message: They just had sex, and it was good.
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Christmas
Christmas doesn’t hold the same magic it did when I was a kid. The last several years have been disappointing, at best, and I’m growing bored with the traditions.
When I was a kid I remember huge feasts, and houses bursting with people; these days it’s just a few of us, and some heat and serve meal that takes 20 minutes.
I want my daughter growing up in a house where there is...
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