September 2012
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Dinner Conversation when you have 4 small children
Will (oldest, aspie) : *yelling* I DON'T WANT TO BE CUTE!!!
Conor (middle child syndrome) : Yeah, he wants to be awesome like me.
Scarlett: (youngest, only girl) : I WANT TO POOP!
Daddy: That's awesome! *insert sophomoric laughter*
Mommy: *facepalm*
Sammy (2nd to last, Scarlett's twin): Sissy has to POOOOOOP!!!
August 2012
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obligatorywit:
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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thetemperamentalgoat replied to your photo: For those of you who would like to leave personal…
She’s so beautiful. I’m sure she’ll beat this. I love you!
THANK YOU! She’s had some great improvement today. I love you too!
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♎BABY KREAY♎: GROUP HUG TOUR DATES →
kreayshawn:
Kreayshawn “Group Hug” Tour Ft Honey Cocaine, Rye Rye and Chippy Nonstop Dates:
Nov. 1 – Oklahoma City, OK – Kamps 1310 Lounge Nov. 2 – Dallas, TX – South Side Music Hall Nov. 4 – Houston, TX – Warehouse Live Studio <========!!!!!!!!! Nov. 5 – New Orleans, LA – House of Blues Nov. 8 – Tampa, FL – The Orpheum Nov….
see also: things my wife and I will be doing in november
reblog if it's okay to start talking to you
partywok:
just fucking bring it on. i don’t care.
validate my existence by talking to me.
xbostons:
If you’re a guy who thinks lesbians are hot but you bash on gay men you’re pathetic and I hate you
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no one should fall in love. ever.
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so kiss me and smile for me. tell me that...
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can’t stop loving you so I’ve made up...
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too many times married men think they’re...