You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
That hilarious moment when you figure out some one is lying to you again. For the 8000th time, and all the while they’ve been making you feel bad for being a bad friend….
GO FUCK YOURSELF!! It’s hilarious when people get caught lying because mutual friends are tag crazy on FB photos.
edit: Did I mention that this was the same person from the previous ‘conversations in real life’?
a whole fucking bud of garlic. WTF? It was right here at lunch when I made the salad dressing…there go the collard greens. FML.