You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I KNOW!!! I was completely shocked to get one bouquet hand delivered by a very nice young man who has had a little bit of my attention lately, then to get ANOTHER bouquet delivered courtesy of a really sweet friend. Made my damn day.
alienmeatsack replied to your photo: Fun! #lushbaybrook #lushcosmetics
Is that the new stuff I saw advertised wi the kids playing with? :D
Yes! It’s a soap/shampoo/bubble bath combo. They designed it with the kids of Fukishima (sp?) in mind. Since there is still too much radiation in the air there, kids can’t play outside. Lush is selling this with proceeds going to find suitable recreation for kids in the fall out zone of the Nuclear reactor meltdown. You can mix the colors/scents and use them like modeling clay. It’s a really neat concept and I am in love with it!
alienmeatsack replied to your photo: Just burned 386 calories push-mowing the giant…
You go girl! Woo woo! Can you come mow mine please? I will feed you and stuff! :D
I’ve seen your dinners. Fat girls need more than sandwiches to survive.
alienmeatsack replied to your photo: Someone please tell me why my ex-husband is not in…
Good question. I know a guy who probably owes the 3-5 women he has kids w that we know of hundreds of thousands and yet he is alive, has his balls and walks free. he should be in prison and ballless.
My ex also owes two other women. I just want him to sign over his rights so that my husband can adopt my boys. He’s raised them since they were 5 months and 2 years old…they call him daddy, they deserve to have his last name.
alienmeatsack replied to your post: True Story:
I don’t get what people here heart or don’t heart. I post stuff I think they will love and I get crickets chirping. But I bitch about some stupid thing and get 20 hearts. No telling. Kittens rule though!
I’ve accepted that I don’t nearly as many notes now that I’m not drunkenly posting pictures of myself getting drunk. haha. KITTENS!! Do you have any idea how hard it was to NOT TOUCH THEM today? I swear my cat was taunting me, she kept looking at me like, “Go on, pick one up, I’m totally cool with it.” *insert crazy cat eyes*
Tumblr Crushes:
- alienmeatsack
- tarotblades
- thereverendpuck
- pricklylegs
- whatevachild
- imthenightmayor
- partywok
- torture-me-this-way
- fuckyeahwomenprotesting2
Accurate. Totally have a nerdy internet crush on alienmeatsack
alienmeatsack replied to your photo: I drank all the coffees, now I have none of the…
Sub in “1.5 hour nap too late in the day” for “coffees” and that’s my problem. Only no inventory for me, just getting up to exercise and then go spend time with my Mom for Mother’s Day.
I have to work from 9-3, then pick up my kids, then go make dinner for my mom. YAY Mother’s Day! I’m just bitter. Not being remembered on Mother’s day sucks, and this will be year number 2 that Crash works all day and doesn’t so much as get a “Thanks for birthing my kids” high five. But seriously, I’d really like to be sleeping right now.
alienmeatsack replied to your photo: My job is better than your job. #lush #geophyzz…
You had me at Lush. :D
My job is fricking epic! I left a full-time salary gig at Starbucks after 8 1/2 years with the company to work part-time for shit pay at Lush. I regret nothing.
