You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.

 

An Afternoon with 2 1/2 year old twins:

Scarlett: Mama! Gimme luvins!!

Samuel: NO!!

Mama: Muah muah muah! *hugs*

Samuel: MAMAAA! STOP IT!!

Mama: Do you want some luvins?

Samuel: (laughing) No.

Scarlett: MAMA! LUVINS!!

Mama: MUAH MUAH MUAH

Samuel: MAMAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOSTOPIT!!

*whacks his sister in the face with a pillow pet; she pretends to be dead)

Mama: Oh no! Scarlett is dead! *picks Scarlett up* Guess we have to go bury her in the garden!

Samuel: YEP!

Scarlett: MAMA MAMA! Scar-wet 'wive, I 'wive!!