You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.

 

those are not my hairy legs. 

those are not my hairy legs. 

so… who wants to come hang out with me. I’m feeling a little lonely tonight. 

so… who wants to come hang out with me. I’m feeling a little lonely tonight. 

“why are you alone wasting your time, when you could be with me wasting your time?” —green day

“why are you alone wasting your time, when you could be with me wasting your time?” —green day

I have $3 to my name until tomorrow. Anyone wanna buy me a sixer of Lone Star?

I have $3 to my name until tomorrow. Anyone wanna buy me a sixer of Lone Star?