You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Now available! #crash’skitchen #jam #jelly
Little miss is keeping me company while I take my treatment.
Also: she approves of Gotye remixes.
Today I dropped out of school for the 3rd time.
FUCK IT. I’m not learning anything of merit, I’m not a better citizen, parent, or wife for taking these classes.
I graduated 2nd in my high school class, I was the fucking homecoming queen. That’s all the validation I need. I will never be wealthy, and I will always fight for what I need. The American dream is a lie.
If you need me I’ll be busy raising a garden and 4 punk ass kids.
Today in music class my Professor asked us to describe the shift in musical style of The Beatles and The Beach Boys from 1964-1966.
“Based on their preppy boy looks slowly turning into a semi-homeless look, I’d say better living through chemistry?”
The man gave me a high five. A HIGH FIVE.
Also, I corrected him on a piece of Beatles random trivia, then googled it to prove myself. He gave me 10 extra points on today’s test.
Music is the only class I’m currently passing. I’m an English major….hmmm
I think it’s about time to wash my hair. I mean. it has been since friday that i’ve used anything but dry shampoo.
![Just posted a FB rant about Thomas Jefferson and my history homework. Just a little disgust in realizing that the ideals of one of our founding fathers is the same ignorant attitude this country has today. I was complaining about how Jefferson thought that America was intended for the whites, because they were more educated, and better able to control themselves, and that slaves and natives were not. My comment was this : “if G*d intended for Captain Whitey to be ruling, and inhabiting North America, we wouldn’t need SPF 8000 just to go outside for 2 hours. “
I immediately got a text saying, “captian whitey?? Really??? if [g*d] wanted brown skinned people to rule anything he would have given them intelligence.”
Wow. thanks for proving my point there, buddy. Intelligence is not determined by your ethnicity, it is determined by your exposure to education, both traditional and otherwise.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04yo0j8L31qe3ln0o1_500.jpg)
Just posted a FB rant about Thomas Jefferson and my history homework. Just a little disgust in realizing that the ideals of one of our founding fathers is the same ignorant attitude this country has today. I was complaining about how Jefferson thought that America was intended for the whites, because they were more educated, and better able to control themselves, and that slaves and natives were not. My comment was this : “if G*d intended for Captain Whitey to be ruling, and inhabiting North America, we wouldn’t need SPF 8000 just to go outside for 2 hours. “
I immediately got a text saying, “captian whitey?? Really??? if [g*d] wanted brown skinned people to rule anything he would have given them intelligence.”
Wow. thanks for proving my point there, buddy. Intelligence is not determined by your ethnicity, it is determined by your exposure to education, both traditional and otherwise.
Dear Sweet Baby Jeebus,
Thank you for Lush’s Mask of Magnaminty Face and body Mask. It makes me soft, and glow-y all over.
Lola and I are going to bed.
New tattoo. We will always fail. The trick is to fail better.
omg this this this!!
men are like microwaves..women are like pressure cookers.
Really? My ‘private’ education? I was only in private school for the last three years of school.
your argument is invalid
i love my wrinkles. i’ve earned them.
I’ve read over 100 pages in two days..and as a 29 year old re-college student with 4 kids and a job, that’s kind of a big deal.
I’m gonna drink some whiskey… read some more history, and take a bath with a retro Lush All that Jas(mine) bath bomb.
fuck the haters.
