You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: risawarner)
Crash and Twisty on a Saturday night “That’s a thing now.”
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway (via damnextendedmetaphors)
(Source: ohopheliaa)
this is david, my very first “ex husband” We learned about common law marriages when I was 18 and he was 16 1/2. We proceeded to introduce ourselves as man and wife 3 times in public, so as to be in line with state law. So, my first marriage. Obviously we are still friendly, and he is also the one who wrote the contract of reparations i posted several days ago. You guys don’t even know about this guy. He is a scholar, but not a gentleman. And smarter than you can ever hope to be.
