You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.

 

I don’t know if I can wait until tomorrow night to give this Hanukkah present to you.

I don’t know if I can wait until tomorrow night to give this Hanukkah present to you.

Psst! Can you keep a secret?

I’m totally jamming Powerman 5000 and dancing my heart out in my kitchen. 

Psst! Can you keep a secret?

I’m totally jamming Powerman 5000 and dancing my heart out in my kitchen. 

here’s my halloween costume.

I’m “happily married”  whomp. 

here’s my halloween costume.

I’m “happily married”  whomp. 

so… who wants to come hang out with me. I’m feeling a little lonely tonight. 

so… who wants to come hang out with me. I’m feeling a little lonely tonight. 

“why are you alone wasting your time, when you could be with me wasting your time?” —green day

“why are you alone wasting your time, when you could be with me wasting your time?” —green day

Singing out loud and getting my cook on. 

My soul needs it today.

Singing out loud and getting my cook on. 

My soul needs it today.

three things: 

1 &2: I stole this robe and I’m nekkid.

3: There is a fully clothed man in my bed playing with his new EVO 3D something or other. 

three things: 

1 &2: I stole this robe and I’m nekkid.

3: There is a fully clothed man in my bed playing with his new EVO 3D something or other. 

i’m having a really shit day. How about you?

i’m having a really shit day. How about you?