You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
men seldom make passes at girls who where glasses
dorothy parker
Writing is nothing more than a guided dream.
Jorge Luis Borges
somethingaestheticallypleasing:
I love it.
gpoy
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
H.P. Lovecraft (via thetemperamentalgoat)
(Source: tpkthulhu)
(Source: coleslaws)
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested
Hunter S. Thompson (via amyyy)
(Source: shelovesyou-ya)
Do I look like I’m from Afghanistan or Pakistan? I will blow this bitch up!
overheard in the school food court
I was on stage and I was explaining to the crowd that a loader had said, ‘hey look it’s David Cassidy,’ and my answer to the crowd was basically that the big difference between me and David Cassidy is I suck way more dick than David Cassidy.
I had been fed, in my youth, a lot of old wives’ tales about the way men would instantly forsake a beautiful woman to flock around a brilliant one. It is but fair to say that, after getting out in the world, I had never seen this happen
Dorothy Parker
