You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.

 

it is December 19th. Six days until Christmas. And I’m running my mother fucking A/C. 

yay, Texas!

it is December 19th. Six days until Christmas. And I’m running my mother fucking A/C. 

yay, Texas!

Psst! Can you keep a secret?

I’m totally jamming Powerman 5000 and dancing my heart out in my kitchen. 

Psst! Can you keep a secret?

I’m totally jamming Powerman 5000 and dancing my heart out in my kitchen. 

I was cleaning house, but then it started storming. 

You guys. It is fucking STORMING. 

Yeah, it’s been that long. 

BRB, gonna go dance naked in the yard

I was cleaning house, but then it started storming. 

You guys. It is fucking STORMING. 

Yeah, it’s been that long. 

BRB, gonna go dance naked in the yard

Just spent over an hour going back through EVERY SINGLE post on my blog and tagging them. Only 5 more months of posts to go!

Just spent over an hour going back through EVERY SINGLE post on my blog and tagging them. Only 5 more months of posts to go!

This is me back in the day! In those days I did way too many drugs, drank too much, and was known as Peaches.

This is me back in the day! In those days I did way too many drugs, drank too much, and was known as Peaches.

i thought it was just a scotch and water night…then someone gave me some drunk munchies. 

special.brownie.drunk.munchies.

currently listening to queen and eating cocoa krispies. 

i thought it was just a scotch and water night…then someone gave me some drunk munchies. 

special.brownie.drunk.munchies.

currently listening to queen and eating cocoa krispies. 

I should be working on my Lit homework somewhere other than my bed. *Yawn* Is it nap time?

I should be working on my Lit homework somewhere other than my bed. *Yawn* Is it nap time?

Saturday morning, pancake day for the little ones. I’m such a good little domesticated diva. 

womp.

Saturday morning, pancake day for the little ones. I’m such a good little domesticated diva. 

womp.

Come make me coffee and I’ll be your best friend. After 12 years of working in coffee shops, i deserve to not ever have to be my own barista again.

Come make me coffee and I’ll be your best friend. After 12 years of working in coffee shops, i deserve to not ever have to be my own barista again.