You can call me Crash.
This is an exercise in figuring it all out.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I have $3 to my name until tomorrow. Anyone wanna buy me a sixer of Lone Star?
this is the best angle ever, because it makes me look like I still have bewbs.
Joke’s on you, bitches. I’m rocking a B cup!
this is what i look like hungover. last night we had shots called “charlie sheen” I dont know what the fuck was in them, but 3/4 people immediately had to puke. I also got lost on my way home, less than a mile from the freeway. I ended up on 35, i don’t even know where the fuck that is. Alvin? Where the fuck is Alvin? TWO AND A HALF HOURS driving around lost in the fog.
I almost ran out of gas, and had no cigarettes, and EVERYTHING was closed.
Winning (Taken with Instagram at Crash’s hideout )
- # vanity
- # the dude
- # photo
- # woman
- # darth vadar
- # freddie mercury
- # coffee and cigarettes
- # iggy pop
- # boots
- # garden
- # alice in wonderland
- # heart
- # blood
- # conor monster
- # lush
- # cupcake
- # charlie sheen
- # graffiti
- # video
- # my kids are cooler than yours
- # che
- # will
- # sammy
- # personal photo
- # cooking
- # meme
- # personal
- # text
- # art
- # self
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this one’s for you, ewokonline! Happy Birthday!
i need to go to the store, this beer tastes like crap. The only thing left over from this weekend is Peach Schnapps and some Tito’s vodka…ugh. Whiskey please?
Oh hey there mini skirt I haven’t worn since before the twins were born.
You have no idea how much fun i’m having with this shit. I may or may not have told my 7 year old that this was my toy and if I caught him touching it I would tape his hands to his head.
Crash Queen, ready to smoke some dracs! (Taken with Instagram at Crash’s hideout )
Oh nothing, just being Emo to my new black and blue mix…
Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldn’t’ev - The Buzzcocks
Say You Miss Me- WIlco
Just Impolite - Plushgun
Realize - Colbie Caillet
I’d Love You - KT Tunstall
Throw in a little Drake and Taylor Swift for tear jerking effort.
ugh.
Dear You, GTFO of my head. Love, Crash.
